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Halloween -VII-Halloween Halloween. Finally. After the long wait, Halloween finally arrived. It must be the best holiday there is. Something weird happened every Halloween. The year before that I finally buckled under peer pressure and, well… did what most teenagers get drawn into doing. Yes, that’s right… I got myself a Myspace. And I must say, I thought Myspace was stupid before I got one, but my opinion sure did change. I actually started getting more school work done because of it. I’d type in my login information, click the button to sign in, minimize the window, and start writing a report for school. By the time I finished the report I was curreHalloween -VII-
by ~Difarious
My Haiku Part OneMy HaikuMy Haiku Part One
This is my haiku It’s a very good haiku I hope you like it
You should worship it Because it is very good And you really suck
Why don’t you just die If you don’t like my haiku It does not like you
You should read haikus This one is the best haiku Because it is mine
Do you know Buddha? He wrote many haikus too At least I think so
Just to let you know This is going to be long But you should read it
So far it is good This is the twentieth line Now the Twenty first &
by ~Difarious
Devil Sold Me His SoulDevil Sold Me His SoulDevil Sold Me His Soul
Late last night I was on guitar, It was after a late night at the bar, Drinks were passed And I had none Cause the feelings last Till the effects are done That’s when the devil heard my playing Funny how he was praying
The devil sold me his soul, And now he’s paying the toll, I was going no where on a roll, Because playing bad was my goal, Now I have the devil’s soul.
By his fingers his ears were plugged, With him a suitcase he lugged He opened it and to me he showed, There was a contract In t
by ~Difarious
Nothing SeriousNothing SeriousNothing Serious
Last night I was walking down the street, On the radio they were playing my beat, Oh how I just wish There was someone for me But all I have is a fish Never knew a bird or bee All I want to know is where he got one Nothing serious about a carrot with a shotgun.
Nothing serious about a carrot with a shotgun Oh how I just love that pun Nothing serious about a carrot with a shotgun Oh how I could have one.
Ten years ago I was dead Now I just want a bed I wanna sleep in a puddle With many many socks But only i
by ~Difarious
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Funny Bonesby ~Mr-Sisson
Santa... The Two for One DealImagine you’re a four year old on the morning of Christmas. Adrenalin Flowing through your tiny veins as you race downstairs to meet the paper covered boxes and bags you’ve waited a forth of your life for. Your heartbeat quickens as you reach for your rightfully earned gift, ripping the wrapping from the package like a beast would its prey. In a final blur you throw your small digits to the top of the flimsy cardboard and fling off the unsecured lid. You scatter the foam peanuts across the floor to find!!!…A pair of socks. What would you feel? Sadness, anger, disappointment, haSanta... The Two for One Deal
by ~TheCosmicWeinerDog
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- Current Residence: I'm right here
- Interests: making videos, writing, and wrestling
- Favourite movie: Crossroads, Waterworld
- Favourite band or musician: Meatloaf
- Favourite genre of music: Rock'n'roll and Soft rock
- Favourite artist: Jim Steinman
- Favourite poet or writer: Edgar Allen Poe
- Favourite photographer: Robert Hughes, Hayley Sandgren, Lara Day
- Favourite style of art: There's styles?
- Operating System: I call 911, they take me to get an operation
- MP3 player of choice: the cheapest one I can find
- Shell of choice: soft shelled tacos all the way
- Wallpaper of choice: I prefer paint
- Skin of choice: white, but I'm open to other races
- Favourite game: Wasting Space. Oh wait, that's my life.
- Favourite gaming platform: platform? my bed is just fine
- Favourite cartoon character: Vash the Stampede
- Personal Quote: Suck at Life
- Tools of the Trade: Pen and notebook. And Keyboard and Computer
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